Game Reviews

Horny Haunts, the new 2.5D platformer from publisher Gator Dragon Games, is a delightfully chaotic and unapologetically horny adventure that is an absolute steal at just £4.29 on Steam. After booting it up, I found a game that blends classic platforming action with a wild, sexy, and often hilarious array of hazards and rewards.

Gameplay: Dildos, Bombs, and Bouncing Snakes

You start out playing as a big-dicked dog or, once you've unlocked the option, a surprisingly thiccc bunny, navigating a haunted mansion with a simple but effective set of moves: you can run, jump, throw bombs, and grab things. One of the most unique mechanics is the ability to throw a coiled-up snake, which you can then bounce on to reach higher areas.

The main objective in each level is simply to find the door to the next area. Standing in your way is a host of spooky enemies, including other furry characters, horny ghosts, dick-sucking bats, and piranha-plant-like creatures with giant, slobbery tongues. Your main form of attack is either jumping on their heads, Mario-style, or grabbing and throwing the various objects scattered around—including other enemies. The environment is also destructible; you can use your limited supply of bombs to blow holes in the floor and walls to find new paths.

The "horny" aspect is front and center. Cannons shoot giant dildos, which can get you stuck with one in your ass, but can also be picked up and thrown at enemies. You'll also have to navigate around massive floor-mounted dildos that, if you land on them, will erupt with the sheer force of the cum and launch you into the air. All of this action builds your arousal meter, and if you max this out, you'll cum before meeting your date and it's game over.

The "Date" at the End

Your reward for successfully navigating the mansion's dangers is unlocking a "date" with one of the characters. These reward scenes are the game's explicit highlight. They are fully interactive, allowing you to control the camera angle with a thumbstick while using your mouse to directly control the penetration's speed and rhythm. It's a fantastic feature that feels very engaging. The developers have included a variety of scenes and partners to unlock, with multiple genders represented, which is a huge plus.

Next up is Bonfire, a game I was talking about earlier that also features some very appealing orcs. This one is a work in progress, but what’s there is already impressive, especially when it comes to making your perfect bara beast.

Gameplay & Customization

This is where Bonfire truly shines. I don't think I've ever seen this level of customization in many other games, especially for an orc. You start by creating your character, and the options are immense. You can adjust everything from skin and hair color to more specific body details. We’re talking sliders for muscle, chub, belly size (which can get impressively big), nipple size, and of course, penis length, girth, and testicle size. You can give him horns, pointy ears, different hairstyles like a mohawk, and even choose his body hair density. What's amazing is that your choices affect not just your orc form but your other forms as well.

The gameplay itself is an adventure. You wake up in a mysterious land with nothing but a loincloth and a leaky dick. You quickly find another orc, Selik, and your first quest is to find a magical "stiff fruit" to cure his headache. Of course, the fruit has a "pretty convenient side effect"—a massive erection and an insatiable appetite for cock.

This leads to the core sex mechanic, which is a mini-game of its own. You have to adjust the penetration depth and speed to find the sweet spot where both you and your partner achieve orgasm simultaneously. If you succeed, you "sex merge," fusing into one entity and entering another dimension to light a bonfire. The game also features an experimental VR mode, which I couldn't get fully working in my version but holds incredible potential. To be right there, catching that dripping precum in VR? Sign me up.

If you’re looking for a quick, simple, and not-too-involved game, you could knock out Bara Blackjack in about ten minutes. From developer Sanctioned13 on Patreon, this is exactly what it sounds like: you play blackjack against a big, hunky orc.

Gameplay & Features

You’re seated in a medieval tavern, tankards of mead and gold coins on the table, ready to play cards. The game offers two modes: standard Blackjack and Strip Blackjack. The core gameplay is the same in both, but in the strip version, when the orc loses a hand, he removes an article of clothing, starting with pauldron, then his leather harness, and finally his loincloth.

The real feature here is the "cam" button in the corner. Clicking it switches your point of view to under the table, giving you a perfect peek at his giant throbbing green orc dick. You can even keep playing from this perspective, though you won't see your cards. Once he’s fully stripped down to his loincloth and then to nothing, that’s pretty much it. The game continues, but there are no further animations or stripping unless you exit and restart completely.

Monster Souls starts with a classic JRPG premise: you choose your Hero's name, skin/race (Human A/ Human B or half-goblin). (You should already I picked the half-orc for my character.) You then wake up to start your day to find a gift, a cute pet slime which you can summon in battle later. After walking downstairs, you are pushed by your mother to get a job. This leads to accepting a quest from a warlock to retrieve an artifact from the "ancient aqueducts" alongside a snarky companion, Ash.

The core of the game is its turn-based combat, but the main gimmick is the transformation system. When you are defeated by certain enemies, like slimes or man-traps, you don't just get a "game over." Instead, you get a hot, explicit scene. Sometimes this leads to a the monster's essence mergeing with yours, transforming your body and granting you new abilities. The first one - getting "slimed" is a core mechanic, turning you into a slime-person who leaves a gooey trail everywhere, this also adds different combat / exploration abilities.

Combat requires some strategy, especially in boss fights like the Slime King, which proved challenging. It's essential to manage your own skills and your companion's magic effectively. Beyond the monster encounters like slimes, tentacle summons, orcs, yeti, goblins, and mantrap plants, the story also progresses to include steamy scenes with other characters, like your companion Ash the warlock, your friend Luca, and buddy Colton. The game features a full animation viewer to revisit these explicit scenes with various character skins, including orcs/yetis, which is a fantastic addition.

Ever wanted to fuck a dragon?

FarmD, a free-to-play title on Steam, invites players into an adult-themed sandbox where furry avatars can explore, interact, and get intimately acquainted. With VR compatibility and integration with adult toys (via Intiface), it certainly aims to please a specific niche.

Diving in, character creation offers a surprising array of choices. You can select your own avatar – from wolves and tigers to kobolds and dragons – and a partner to accompany you, with support for third-party skins. Aspects like hairstyles, body hair, penis / hole appearance and even cum color can be tweaked. The "Interaction Studio" also offers a variety of interactions, there is an inventory with toy use like dildos.

A standout feature is the toy integration with Intiface (connecting to devices like Lovense), which was reportedly super easy to set up and makes interactions physically engaging. The game is a sandbox with no specific goals beyond explicit furry encounters, featuring various scenarios and positions like missionary, doggy style, and 69. Interactions are generally initiated by pressing 'E', though the desktop mode controls and menus for specific actions can take some getting used to. The partner AI generally follows but can have pathfinding issues.

Visually, FarmD is a mixed bag. While functional for its explicit content with features like "cumflation" and cum particle effects, character models can appear with some seams or glitches, and environments are basic. It doesn't reach the polish of some paid titles, but as noted, "they got the important parts." Exploration reveals areas like a house with a basement, a barn, a cave grotto, and a scenic clifftop picnic spot.

After a significant development period supported by Patreon backers, Full Frontal Frog's "Oh So Hero! Act 1" has officially launched, and it’s quite the experience if you're seeking a furry platformer with a heavy dose of explicit male-on-male content.

The premise is certainly unique: aliens arrive on Planet Aeter and propose a "Gerrabacco tournament." This isn't an invasion; the aliens initially broadcasted peaceful intentions. Participants in this planet-wide contest fight and fornicate their way towards the "Emeralds of Power." You step into the shoes of Joe, a "dragonesque" hero , navigating a 2.5D Metroidvania world. The core gameplay loop involves platforming, combat, and then engaging in explicit "intimacy" with defeated enemies to regain Health Points (HP) and fill your Special Power (SP) meter.

The platforming is solid, with new abilities typically unlocked by finding specific items. You'll start with basic punches , but will soon discover items like "Ass Masters: Limited Edition," a book granting a ground slam ability, and "Lono'e Natural Loob," which enables a slide maneuver. Players can also seduce enemies and utilize special attacks like the "Crescent Moon Special," which consumes SP. Exploration is encouraged, with an in-game map (obtained from the NPC Ket ) to help you navigate interconnected zones like Sheo Islands Beach, Treewish Forest, and Brask's Jungle. Combat is a mix of brawler-style encounters and rhythm-based interactions during the game's sexual scenes.

The world is populated by a colorful cast of NPCs, including Ket the tortavi (a turtle-like creature) , Cas in his workshop, and K.Ren, a flirty, pervy chihuahua in a japanese schoolgirl uniform. Many characters are, true to the game's nature, quite willing to engage with Joe.

Artistically, "Oh So Hero! Act 1" has made significant strides from any earlier demos. The backgrounds are more detailed, and the character animations, particularly during the explicit scenes, are incredibly well-drawn and fluid in high definition. The gallery mode allows for repeat viewing of all encountered animations, complete with pan, zoom, and frame-by-frame controls.

Ever found yourself wandering down a dark alley only to be greeted by a surprisingly interactive and, shall we say, accommodating dinosaur? That's the unique premise behind "Mutant Alley: Dino Hazard," a game that offers a rather niche but detailed experience for those with a penchant for prehistoric partners. I recently took a dive into this intriguing title, and here's what I discovered. Developed by Tyrano (who can be found on Patreon as "tailsupfortyrano"), "Mutant Alley: Dino Hazard" drops you into a singular, atmospheric alleyway, home to some rather friendly, and fully voice-acted, dinosaur inhabitants. The game seems to be under active development, with the reviewer mentioning a recent update and weekly updates promised on their Patreon.

One of the first things that stands out is the level of customization. You're not just stuck with a generic dino. Players can choose their companion: a male dino, a female dino, or even have both present at the same time. The customization options extend to rather intimate details, including the choice between a humanoid or dinosaur-style penis for your prehistoric pal. But it doesn't stop there. You can adorn your dino in a variety of thongs, available in an array of colors and materials like latex or nylon. Beyond underwear, the game offers a surprisingly extensive wardrobe including masks, harnesses, tank tops, cock rings, nipple rings (and piercings), wristbands, arm straps, and even arm and leg sleeves. You can even give your dino a cigar to complete the look! Once you've perfected your dino's ensemble, you can save it as a default.

Interaction is key in "Mutant Alley." The gameplay revolves around a "foreplay" system, with bars tracking progress towards climax and edging. You'll use standard WASD controls to move around the alley, with 'E' for touch mode and mouse clicks for contextual actions. Interestingly, the shift key, usually for speeding up, allows for a slower, more deliberate approach here. The game encourages exploration to discover its features. You might find dumbbells for your dino to work out with, or a payphone that allows you to call in a "mutant control unit" or "bondage specialist." This rather unique feature results in your dino being secured in a bondage rack, opening up new interactive possibilities. There are also power-ups like "stimshots" (which make the dino horny enough to masturbate) and soda, the latter hinting at even more specific kinks. The player character, while not visually represented beyond a "ghost tongue" or "ghost dick" (toggled with 'T'), can crouch ('C' which can be held to adjust height), and use a flashlight ('F').

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